Bonnie Raitt and Mavis Staples Roar Through a Heroines’ Double-Header at the Greek: Concert Review

Assuming the planet was under danger of obliteration from past,

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we needed to give our heavenly or interplanetary masters

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melodic messengers to put forth a defense that humanity merits

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Bonnie Raitt and Mavis Staples may be the couple we'd need

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Luckily, with not a single such crisis yet to be found,

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they've figured out how to match up independently

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that makes for a two-sided representation

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